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Earth Day, eh?

So it's 'earth day'. Shouldn't every day be that? Oh no, that's right, short attention spanned peoples need to have a special day. Then they can go somewhere, get a ribbon or bumper sticker and proclaim they care. Better yet, say they're "aware". Yeah, we live on the planet earth. If you aren't aware of that, you just might be from another planet. If you are, please swing by and pick me up on your trip back to your home planet. Kthankx.

How much trash are those earth day events gonna generate? Will anyone point out the hypocrisy of food vendors using plastic sporks? The paper plates, etc. Nah, gotta get the funnel cakes, french fries, and bottled water to proclaim EARTH DAY!! I'd say I wasn't always this cynical, but that'd be a lie.

Being the concerned citizen of the earth that I am me, I'm doing none, some or all of the following:

Earth Day Activities:

  • All lights on in the house

  • Doing a lot of laundry, half unnecessary

  • Took an extra long, extra hot bath

  • Have turned car on/off leaving it run 10-15 minutes every few hours

  • Filling my recycle can with non-recyclables

MOST importantly, I am awaiting Al Gore to arrive on his private jet, then a SUV convoy to lecture me regarding my wastefulness.

Am I jesting about the above list? Do you know me? If so, then you know the answer.

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