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...so i went to place my regular doctor is at now for first time today and was live blogging it via keeping the lj app open...i SAVED IT as a private entry....the fucking app has eaten it and it can't be found on the pc either....fuck you lj app! i'll just use the web browser for such endeavors in the future--bonus there, there's spell check, which the app doesn't have...actually i'm gonna delete the lj app from my phone....then i would have no temptation to use it...

so i'm gonna redo it....sure why not...

appointment at 9:15...figured i'd get there early cuz i had no idea how much paper work i'd have to fill out....also, i wanted to try to scope out a parking spot because this place only has ONE free parking lot that is a building, a parking deck, and open space away which would be fine BUT it was raining heavily....found a parking spot on the street...wanted to park close to the curb and yes yes i did as i went up on the curb...did i mention i'm space cadet level 5---probably higher?

[side note, while typing this later in the day, i might confuse tenses, also i am beyond angry at my former bank---i am feeling numb, and have been seeing flashes of white, those are GET THE FUCK AWAY, or start your cameras, SHE IS GOING TO BLOW signs....this bank cunt is suppose to call me back, though the issue was suppose to be resolved last week and it didn't involve her....never mind, i have a letter almost finished to the CEO...will finish after this bank cunt calls me back....my tmj HAD gotten better but gee, now it's back to FUCK!!! of course i don't call her a bank cunt in the letter to the ceo....i feel the urge to smash something with the 10# sledgehammer repeatedly until it's thoroughly pulverized, then pour acid on the remains--ensuring no bugs or other outside inhabitants would be injured--then go in search of more things to DESTROY or see if someone would be outside that totally pisses me off anyway--joyce...but it's raining and i'll melt in the rain....]

alright....so i park by a meter but fuck putting any money in it....oh hell no!! fuck that....NOT PAYING FOR PARKING TO SEE A DOCTOR!! [you know what---yes thinking while blogging while spaced out and VERY VERY ANGRY, BEYOND VERY VERY ANGRY....i'm not going to talk to that bank cunt again.....no, fuck her...it only took her 3 weeks to call about the issue anyway....she just further pissed me off and was trying to imply i'd have to pay fees for HER inability to contact me promptly.....nope, not happening bank cunt i'm gonna passive aggressively block your number, oh yes i can, and the whole bank's exchange while i'm at it---gosh maybe in 3 weeks i'll get back to her....i'm just gonna finish up the letter to the CEO and print/seal and off it'll go tomorrow...as soon as it's sealed though, out of my mind....i don't need this shit and the fact it took her that long to call me shows BANK CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

ah....there was an interlude you were unaware of where i ate something, no i wasn't hangry, i was FUCKING INFURIATED, and took a muscle relaxer, tramadol, and now that i think of it, i should take a valium, hold on....okay, fortified further with valium....didn't want to take the muscle relaxer for my tmj until i ate something....i did eat lunch, had a slight agenda today til it got thrown off.....

anybankcunt....parked and discovered there was a back entrance to the building and i was like 40 feet from it....bonus!! on the website it only shows a front entrance so i thought i'd have to traverse around the block....almost getting wet AVOIDED!! i did have my umbrella with me, but i have to fix it, so it just half works....

the waiting room is VERY small...i foresee myself wearing a mask during flu season....then it's weird, you sign in--which is normal....but then they call you over an intercom to go into either one of 2 doors....go back and there wasn't much paperwork to fill out as i was listed as a patient of my doctor [duh] and she had already entered some of my information...just a couple forms to sign and fill out....i actually, for once, put an ER contact because eddie left his cell phone at the eye doctor once and they called me as i was his emergency contact, so that is a good reason to have one....other than that, i never saw a reason for one because what the fuck are they gonna do to me in there?? they need to call 911 or a good attorney if there's a ER with me!

one form asked my sex at birth....my current sex...and then there was a blank for me to put what gender i wanted to be identified by....i told the lady i wanted to put alien, could i put alien? she laughed and said "do it"....please don't encourage me, i really want to put alien...someone else said do it, it might confuse their system....no, i did not....but i might change it in the future....i have to be an alien and if not, i wanna be....

go back out to the waiting room....then get called back...i gained THREE POUNDS since 2/17 when i was last weighed and i was weighing the same clothes i was on that day....YEAH!! i'm up to 104 and that's with me not even having much of an appetite the past few days with my allergies....

back to a room....the bp cuff was remote controlled....that was weird....she put it on then went across the room to the computer and it tightened....

then i was waiting in a room of maroon for the resident, since my doctor wasn't seeing patients full time yet....though she had said she'd be around...

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there was current reading material while i waited too....and yes even the counters were maroon....no i wasn't in the kids room as i didn't get kids band aids... :(

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resident doctor comes in and he said my doctor selected him for me cuz he was told i had a "different" sense of humor....ah, good, she's looking out!! i had thought there might be a problem with my refill requests, but no....though he did say someone might contact me about my tramadol for their 'opiate program'...seriously, i cannot believe tramadol is considered an opiate....i got a refill on it today cuz it was already in my chart, he had talked to my regular doctor, and i had a 1 year + of patient summaries showing all my meds...i also brought in my tramadol bottle showing it was filled january 14 and i just needed a refill now, i have like, hold on, i have 12 left right now out of 90 so i don't nibble on 'em or anything...

he was going thru my list of ailments....he denoted he had been told i had quite a few and some weird ones, ie: rib cage dysfunctions in different spots...i mean people get rib cage dysfunctions, but different spots? starting all of a sudden and now apparently a permanent feature in the carnival that is my life? weird as fuck....but i love that icd-10 code and "rib cage dysfunction" will never fail to amuse me--no matter how much they hurt, seeing that is funny....well to me it is...

my regular doctor stopped in while he went out to get the kenalog....i explained biceptual cum gutters to him when i said i got 1/2 of the dose in each arm...i asked if he knew what bingo wings were and YES!!! and i showed him my current biceptual cum gutters....the one on my right arm that was DEEP is much much better....they get better!!! fuck it, kenalog works!! PRAISE IT!

anyway, my regular doctor will be seeing patients full time by the time of my second shot and we went over my clock work appointments....60 days from now back for more kenalog, mid-june antibiotics, end of june prolia shot....i had brought in my RX for blood work to get redone so the results went there instead of the old place but he said i could 'em done today there, even though i ate....mentioned it to my regular doctor and she said it should be fine and we would find out....true....she had to stay in the room when he gave me my kenalog as apparently he had to be supervised for that....i will say he did a fine job with his injecting and i told him that too...my doctor said i wouldn't lie about that and if it was a bad job i would have told him....indeed!!

the resident and the assistant who took me back were quite inquisitive about my snatch....don't have those pieces!! what about your cervix? don't have that either! all gone! the surgeon took photos and i have the report from the lab of my mass of hundreds of fibroids, ovarian cysts, and stage 1 cervical cancer, you want me to bring that in? the photos are great!!! sadly he didn't want to see the photos....i did have to denote they took lymph nodes, and my appendix as that was inflamed and enlarged, and everything was fine---well aside from the issues aforementioned....

i think the resident was shocked i had never went to a ob/gyn....nope....no doctor ever stuck there hand up there, fuck that...unless there's sex involved, um, no thank you....no, not even before my surgery---i mean, obviously, a doctor....they thought it was an abdominal mass at the time and i had told the surgeon to take my parts PLEASE and he was going to at my request but he HAD to anyway, so that worked out just fine and i have a nifty scar where you can still see the staple spots....

i didn't have to leave the room to get my blood taken! that was nice! she did a really good job, which i told her....

leaving i tried to schedule my next kenalog shot but the scheduler didn't have my doctor opened up yet....that's fine....i'd have no problem seeing the resident again, though he had that i should get my next shot in 3 months....no dude, not in the spring, then it's 60 days....my medical records will show years worth of that pattern! and my regular doctor will vouch for it!! don't deprive me of kenalog!! PRAISE IT!!

was in there a good 2 hours, got out, still pouring, and no ticket on my car!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!! hopefully next time it won't be raining and i can park in the free lot....

oh, bonus of the new place----BLIMP SIGHTINGS ARE POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!! i did tell the resident they might wanna put in my chart that i will automatically just yell out BLIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when i see it, it's a reflex and i can't control it....told him this while he was listening to my lungs....if it was a nice day i could have had prime viewing of the blimp......

no, no i don't say where i go....i know there's HIPPA in place now...but when you have someone who makes [insert craziest person you can think of] look sane calling your doctors' offices at the turn of the century from across the country, trying to get your records, harassing them, etc....nope....just not gonna change that policy....and this person did this to numerous people, i wasn't the only 'lucky' one....but considering i was in akron, i could see the blimp....well there's several options there not just one....duh....or i wouldn't have said i could see the blimp some time from there....

got home and was eating something and eddie called, then i was starting something else and the bank cunt called.....grrrrrrrrrr.....we know how that affected me......but gosh, i have a sealed letter to go in the mail tomorrow....yes, i have in the midst of typing this printed that, signed it, and sealed it....and of course put a stamp on it....ceo is not in this city or i would've went to that office!

i didn't have much of an agenda today---allergies, space cadet levels and all that, but fuck! anyway....i've made my grocery list as tomorrow is food stamp day....ah, already listed my 'troll' food....actually i have a couple troll items....honey, you should have realized i'd eventually realize who and what you were and i don't go quietly....even when i try too....

every time i try to leave quietly it's like i'm not allowed too and i end up leaving louder than if you stood directly under big ben when he rang....i guess i need to STOP trying to leave quietly cuz it never happens....ah, but i'd like to be able to do that....what was that?? i think i just heard the universe telling me DENIED!!!!!!!!

aside from the bank cunt, my day was a-okay....she utterly ruined it....cunt....but hey! KENALOG!!!!!!! PRAISE IT!!!!!!!! my ears are already starting to feel less itchy!! alas, i still feel bitchy....but the I WILL SNAP is dissipating....that's good cuz it's not close to july and that's my usual 'snap' month...i need to keep blowing my top to schedule i suppose....sigh....

i'll try again tomorrow....post lady take that letter away and BEGONE bank cunt!! think i'll fill out some forms i need too....mail them tomorrow too....or i'll go grab the patti smith book i started last night....decisions decisions....book it is!! listening to depeche mode....wait i'm about to go off on a totally different tangent so i'll stop....one of my fuck friends from college....and no, i don't recall ever writing about such things, but why the fuck not?

some day....

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