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i thought edward with the tablet was bad....nope.....he got a new laptop....i TOLD HIM i was not teaching him windows 8.1, nor windows 10.....he knew this...he also knows i have a lot of things to do before christmas.....i have lost 3 total days due to his fuckery.....yesterday turned into me screaming at him on the phone---i also have strep throat and my ribs have popped back out----and i threatened to march over in a towel (i HAD been trying to take a relaxing bath) with my 10# sledgehammer.....

i told him to WAIT to make his free set up call with HP for when it wasn't before he went to work....he didn't listen.....on tuesday he called me over to hans moleman's siberia (dark and very very cold) to TRANSLATE to the AMERICAN TECH WORKER HIS WORDS because gosh, one person laughed at him when he asked for set up help DOWNLOADING GOOGLE and said he had to get transferred somewhere---probably "hey man, i'm gonna send this call to you cuz you won't believe this caller".....then the woman on the phone actually didn't know the features of the laptop--and she was the SET UP PERSON....you know what? i did and i did NOT tell her and i did not tell him.....i missed out on lunch and running a couple errands before going to the doctor.....i put firefox on it and adblock and said i'm done with it.....

fortunately? i was going to the doctor for my kenalog shot cuz allergies were kicking since it's been springlike (though we're gonna have a few days of 'winter' here then back to spring)....so she gives me my shot, denoting it was 3 months to the day EXACTLY since i got the last one....then she asks if my throat hurt and i said a bit from coughing and she looks and she says strep....uh what? i've had that before and i don't feel blah, achy, nada....she was positive....did a test anyway....but dafuq?? FFS.....she said i should curtail my speaking....well good luck with that.....i told her about edward....she wished me luck.....AND had i not got my kenalog shot before she checked my throat i wouldn't have gotten it! that would have been really bad!! cuz obviously kenalog suppresses my immune system and i DO have an infection but MUST have kenalog to fight allergies and stave off shortness of breath!

the next day, wednesday, is when i was screaming at him because he fucking reset the siriusxm password FIVE FUCKING TIMES and expected ME to know it---he had just done it, he denied doing it, but he clearly had done it as i saw in his emails he had and that's when i started screaming at him he HAD fucking changed it, i saw he changed it WHAT THE FUCK AND WHY THE FUCK DID HE EXPECT ME TO KNOW WHAT HE HAD CHANGED IT TOO WITHIN THE LAST HOUR?!?!?! i changed it AGAIN and he asked for it and i said I WILL EMAIL IT TO YOU LATER! he knew to stop.....

i had no throat lozengers so i go to get some---i have cough syrup with codeine......he FUCKING PHONES ME when he gets to work! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT NOW?!?!?!? i made a new gmail to log into youtube.....so? i want my old one....fucking use it.....what is it?....YOU FUCKING USE IT ON YOUR TABLET!!!! CAN YOU NOT FUCKING LOOK AT THAT AND SEE THE INFO????.....how do i switch the accounts?.....i will EMAIL the right gmail info.....you CAN figure it out.....do NOT fucking ask me how to log out of a youtube account....

then he realizes i'm in my van and he denotes that and i tell him i'm getting throat lozengers and then i was thinking of going to dick's gun room.....his reply to that? "so i shouldn't call you when i get home to tell me how to log out of the youtube and into the right one?" "not if you value your life".....

totally fucking short circuited.....so TODAY.....uh huh.....again.....but this is funny.....he frustratingly tried for an hour to log into youtube with the gmail info i gave him.....i gave him the wrong gmail name....he fucking gets his log in names confused----he does that all the time....of course i oft remind him i had WRITTEN OUT all his user names/passwords a few years ago and told him NOT to throw that paper out and he did anyway and i REFUSE to rewrite them out....but he has short circuited me so i emailed him the wrong gmail name......yes, i fucking laughed and refused to apologize for that......

i had sent him tutorial youtube vids to watch....well gee, they might help but he couldn't pay attention CUZ HE HAD HIS MUSIC PLAYING TOO.....OMFG......he was only to have one free HP set up call but since that woman didn't know a few MAJOR things----such as how to put the laptop in tablet mode---AND she said that he had no free cloud storage but he DOES.....i did call and they are giving him another free call....i also told them to denote that he is behind beginner level and still believes google is a program, could they ensure they explain things in detail to him? he also said today that he would tell them that he broke his local tech support and i said, you HAVE broke me and you have ruined 3 working days for me and if you ask me a tech question again, 10# sledgehammer time.....he KNOWS i would too....

THIS is now tia's tech support:

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the thing that really fucking pisses me off is that i told him REPEATEDLY i had a multitude of things to do before christmas....so he fucking picks up a laptop without looking at it closely and then figures i would drop everything to set it up---EVEN THOUGH I HAD TOLD HIM PRIOR: dude, i am NOT setting up a windows 8.1 or windows 10 laptop for you.....and i have NOT.....for fuck sake.....that fucking sirius password was the absolute worse.....worse than being in hans moleman's siberia as when i arrived after walking in the cold over there i immediately turned on a light and cranked his heat....he said nothing.....he knew better......

and......his vacation starts TOMORROW......off until like the 3rd.....the plant closes down......i have told him i would sue his company if he got laid off....i'd demand they sit in a room with him and a computer and have him ask them questions.....then i could say "I would get this every day, KEEP HIS JOB".....i don't know how anyone could stand it.....i can't.....seriously.....i was making great progress on things until he got that FUCKING LAPTOP....cuz gee, he couldn't have a tablet for awhile?? i prevented him for a few years from getting a computer cuz i KNEW!!!!! I fucking knew!!!

GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

in better more awesome news!! i got a surprise gift box today!!! filled with lots of awesome things....i made edward stay on the phone with me while i opened it---you WILL listen to this dude......he started to whine "i don't get surprise boxes" and i told him i could leave him a surprise box of pieces of smashed laptop and tablet......

LOTS of goodies!!! that's a USMC t-shirt......that spy mag is the one that got me into scientology rabbit hole....i use to have every issue of spy but of course i sold them to help cover martha's bladder stone surgery years ago---which she is reminded of sometimes.....it's suppose to be VERY cold tonight, so i'm definitely trying the heated throw on my bed!!! and those are authentic genuine mardi gras beads from new orleans!! eddie did say that the sender obviously knew me well to send me things i would like and use and he was right.....there's also an eucalyptus sachet, a I ♥ Blimps cup, and a citrus zester---which i have needed and have had a devil of a time finding!! the faux fur throw too!! luxury!!

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i never wanna be an ungrateful cur but i'm still flummoxed about the learn to water color paint set from last year (obviously a different sender) with a note that i needed a new hobby and i should paint them (the sender) some flowers.....i can't even draw....i never expressed an interest in painting either.....and yes, it was intended for me.....the only craft i'm semi-good at is cross stitching....speaking of which i wanna whip up something for the new neighbors.....we (edward and i) were suppose to go there for dinner tomorrow but i have strep throat---and i think edward has given me a nervous breakdown----and i'm contagious until tomorrow or saturday....dr. said sunday to be safe.....i'm gonna cat sit for them over christmas.....

i might have mentioned them? uh, new, obviously.....very nice, not misfit toys----as not everyone around here is.....

have to go BACK to the eye dr. at vmac for contacts but that can wait a few weeks....the pair she gave me at my exam pretty much immediately dried up in my eyes and my old pairs do not....um dafuq? , so obviously i need to try a different brand....got my new glasses though......which um, i should be wearing right now.....i keep forgetting cuz EDWARD.....FFS.....phone calls to make and i get the grinch ring tone.....GAH!!!! i can't turn my phone OFF cuz i am expecting some calls.....but FUCK, i'm in the middle of something and grinch ring tone and there goes my train of thought, peace of mind, creativity, etc they all flee and hide from "where do i download google?" he did say he uploaded a photo today and i said i was so short circuited it didn't register....let's never forget----he thought the KEYBOARD was the control panel and the volume buttons the display controls.....

ah....eddie got off work early....heard the dogs out, so i called over---no way the computer would be on----and he said he had extra vacation time so he left early....he was PISSED because he tried to go christmas shopping at walmart and when he went to use his credit card it asked for his zip code and he put in the wrong one (okay, that's understandable, he lived in kent his whole life)....and he showed the cashier his DL---which HAS the correct zip code, another credit card with his name and the screen said WRONG ZIP CODE but the cashier said they couldn't do anything, he had to call the 800# on the back of the card so he used a different card to pay which pissed him off......he wanted to call them while he was still mad.....i told him stores ask for zip codes this time of year and he said that's fine, but he had ID.....i do see his point...why couldn't the cashier see that he put the zip code in wrong and correct it? i mean he HAD photo ID on him.....

is it wrong i like the idea he's been inconvenienced? maybe? probably? not......

ah....update here....eddie phoned walmart's toll free #....he had to go back to the store so they could transfer the charge to the card he wanted to use.....he did not bring anything he had bought with him.....they had TOLD HIM at the toll free # he didn't have too.....so...he gets back there and they tell him he needed to bring the gift cards he had bought back with him for them to transfer the charge from one card to another.....um, the toll free # couldn't have told him that??....so yes, he's going back AGAIN tomorrow with the gift cards he bought to transfer his shopping from tonight from one card to another.....i told him i could empathize with his inconvenience but i was also getting some schadenfreude after MY week with him.....

and he is NOT working saturday, as he previously was going too....oh dear fuck......jt is finally coming over SUNDAY to clean out my gutters....and replace a light for me....then, unbeknownst to him (jt) he has to go to look at his dad's kitchen light....i told eddie, jt is at my house FIRST....

eddie was so annoyed from walmart he actually was going to TURN UP HIS HEAT this evening to 'relax'....whoa!!! i did mention it's going to be in the 20s tonight and tomorrow but that makes no difference---HE KEEPS IT AT 55!!! Mine's at 72 during the day then to 65 at night and i have drafty windows and little insulation....HIS house is very well insulated and the windows are 'newer' with the double panes and all that jazz where i have my original 1926 combination windows with the single pane of glass---the storm portion is also a pane of glass, so um, 2 panes total? :) but even with the insulation there and good windows, 55 is COLD.....

i shall try again tomorrow......i have very few days for very many things.....GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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fallconsmate
Dec. 18th, 2015 05:29 am (UTC)
You know... my heart sister has a husband who acts as brainless as Edward does.

I told her to buy the horsetail butt plug for him. Why? Because if he was going to give HER a pain in the ass, he should get one back, and if he's going to act like a horse's ass he should look like one, too.

Maybe edwardo needs to hear that story. Cause if you think it would help, I swear I would have Amazon ship you one... *hugs and hugs*

Now I tell you my "I'm a fucking genius" story... We left at 10:45 this morning, heading for Baton Rouge to see Al's sister. I realized SEVENTY MIKES AWAY that I had forgotten my insulin. He didn't even get mad, we ate lunch at the Cracker Barrel and turned back. :)

But I still feel like an idiot.
franklanguage
Dec. 18th, 2015 02:09 pm (UTC)
"Not being able to draw" is NEVER an excuse…
to not paint. Drawing and painting are two different things.

Actually, "not being able to draw" isn't an excuse to not draw, either; don't let it stop you, is all I'm saying.
misstia
Dec. 18th, 2015 02:14 pm (UTC)
Re: "Not being able to draw" is NEVER an excuse…
well that is true.....but i have no interest in painting, i really don't.....i like to LOOK at some paintings, as people do.....but it's not something i would 'do', ya know? it's about as foreign to me as me starting to do long distance running or something......

and i can't imagine sending someone a gift telling them they need a new hobby and to learn/use said new hobby to send the sender whatever you make---and to specify what you want.....like i was being custom ordered to learn it and then do a project......and i probably sound like an ungrateful cur but it was just WEIRD.....
franklanguage
Dec. 19th, 2015 02:36 am (UTC)
Re: "Not being able to draw" is NEVER an excuse…
No, if you're not into it, you're not into it. No apology necessary.
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