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WHACK!! Gone!

I'm sort of ghetto posting this....typed hours ago but lj is having issues so i copy/pasted it an email draft and am posting from my device....

went to the valium doctor today....he asked if i had had any stress since i was last there and i laughed....i told him about the convention nightmare...he did laugh when i told him about the most reasonable request i got--someone needing a local pot dealer.....yes, some day i am gonna write about the convention nightmare...doctor denoted my weight loss too...leftover vestige from the convention nightmare....which also exacerbated other physical issues...but i am slowly but surely getting better....

it rained sunday night so i did not try to cut up the trees i had cut down in the side yard sunday as i knew they'd be too wet and i didn't want to be standing on wet slippery ground with a power tool....visions of slipping danced in my head....today when i got home and ate lunch i decided to let the side yard dry out another day--well it'll be a few more actually---and i started finding my front yard....i'll post photos when i'm done....but i did find the center of it today and let me just say the mock orange bush has A LOT of bare branches underneath the green growing ones and then there was wisteria and honeysuckle vines all inter sped within that....

say hello to my little friend....serrated edge for sawing and then a sharp (very, i sliced my leg) smooth edge for true machete action....

filled a trash can with branches...i think it's 300 gallons....packed it down too and kept adding more, packed it down, added more, packed it down, and then it was full....have another trash can i can't fill to the top, but i can almost fill it....

let me just say that macheting is VERY therapeutic!!!! VERY VERYtherapeutic!!!  i was thinking of some individuals and WHACK! gone....oh wait, one is still there...WHACK! WHACK! gone....

seriously, get a machete to work thru issues....i don't recommend using the handy loop for your wrist though....you might forget it's on your wrist, set the machete down and go to grab something and it'll get you!!! that's not how i sliced my leg.....sliced my leg with an extremely vigorous WHACK!!....ah, but it was worth it....

i almost felt like i could put my contacts in today BUT i knew i was gonna be doing yard work so i didn't think that would be a wise idea.....sometimes i think....not often....

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